100 QUESTIONS WITH THE VIRGINS
Interview by Jaymie Wisneski
Images by Magnus Unnar
In this very special interview with NYC’s newest foursome of obsession, The Virgins, Donald, Nick, Wade and Erik are ready to answer life-affirming, thought-provoking questions such as “Boobies: Big or Little”, “Jenga or Scrabble” and of course the never ending pondering of “Babies: Black or Asian?” On top of that, we get them to confess who their favorite girl EVER is. They’ve been photographed, forced to play bingo and wooed with prizes and gifts, but luckily our grammar school flirting tactics worked a charm.
Lady-folks…
Penthouse or Playboy? Penthouse.
Boobies: Big or Little? All Boobies!
Hot Babysitter or Hot Teacher? Hot babysitter!
Teen Skipper or Barbie? Teen Skipper.
Gay or Straight? Bi-Curious.
Top or Bottom? Uhh…both.
Reverse Cowgirl or Blowjob? Depends on the ass… and the blowjob.
Long Hair or Short Hair? On a girl? Long… Definitely long.
Crazy or Virgin? Um, crazy?
Giving or Receiving? Giving.
Shorts or Mini-Skirts? Mini-Skirts.
Blonde or Brunette? Red!
Fat or Skinny? Fat.
Control Top or Thigh highs? Ew. Thigh-highs.
Platforms or Heels? Heels, definitely.
Tyra or Oprah?Oprah.
Lindsay or Britney? Lindsay.
Hookers or Strippers? Strippers.
Who is your favorite girl EVER and why? Donald: Tiffany Amber-Theissen. She went from being my childhood crush on Saved by the Bell to my adult crush on 90210. Oh, those teenage years.
Music & Pop Culture
Van Halen or Def Leppard? Van Halen.
UFC or WWF? WWF
Yo! MTV Raps or Headbangers Ball? Yo! MTV Raps
Method Man or Redman? Redman.
Mickey or Minnie? Mickey.
Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant? Jordan.
N’Sync or New Kids on the Block? New Kids (Donald happened to be wearing a New Kids on the block T- shirt)!
Venues: Big or Small? Big.
50 or Kanye? 50 Cent.
Bobby or Whitney? Bobby.
Pantera or Slayer? Pantera.
Tupac or Biggie? Tupac. Biggie’s lyrics just aren’t saying enough.
Bass or Guitar? Um, bass?
Jazz or Country? Country.
UPN 9 or CW 11? CW 11! What’s up Gossip Girl? Wade: I gotta give it up for Bernie Mac.
HBO or Showtime?HBO. Nick: I give an honorable mention to Dexter on Showtime.
Scooby Doo or Snoopy? Wade: Scrappy even though I don’t know who that is. Nick: Snoopy’s pretentious.
Emo or Homo? Erik: What’s the difference? Homo.
What are your favorite songs right now at this exact moment? Donald: “I Get Money”, 50 Cent. Nick: “Fever” by Jingo. Wade: “Do you Believe in Magic”, The Lovin’ Spoonful. Erik: “Hail Mary”, Tupac.
On Culture and Style…
Mom or Dad? Donald: What kind of question is that? Nick: Mom.
Doctors or Lawyers? Doctors.
Scars or tattoos? Wade: Scarves!
Sink or Swim? Swim.
Kayaks or Rowboats? Nick: Rowboats.
Iceland or Greenland? Wade: Scotland.
Gold or Silver? Gold.
Iraq or Iran? Not taking sides.
Jenga or Scrabble? Jenga.
Canada or Mexico? Mexico.
Nintendo or Sega? Sega.
Posh or Becks? Posh.
Converse or Vans? Converse.
Stripes or Polka Dots? Stripes.
Bike or Skateboard? Bike.
Checkers or Plaid? Plaid.
Desktops or Laptops? Lappies.
Busses or Planes? Busses.
Spring or Fall? Fall.
Day or Night? Night.
Sweaters or Cardigans? Both.
Jeans or Pants? Jeans.
Sunglasses or Hats? Hats.
Leather or Fur? Leather.
Long Sleeves or Short? Depends. Long sleeves if there’s a collar and short if there’s not.
Paris or London? Dubai.
Vampires or Ghosts? Both.
Jews or Arabs?Fundamentalists. We don’t want to take sides in a religious war. Nick: Jews!
Paintball or Shooting Range? Shooting Range.
What is your favorite time of day? Donald: Early morning!
Edibles and Inhalants…
Spinach or Broccoli? Spinach.
Oatmeal or Grits? Grits.
Babies: Black or Asian? Blasian. Wade: I like puppies.
Coke or Meth? Coke.
Ferrets or Gerbils? Ferrets.
Chinese or Mexican? Mexican.
Gasoline or Paint thinner? Paint thinner.
Pot or Hash? Pot.
Ham or Bacon? Bacon.
Kittens or Puppies? Donald: I like kittens. Nick: I’m a puppy man.
Coffee or Tea? Coffee.
Cupcakes or Cookies? Cupcakes.
Diners or Cafes? Diners.
Scrambled or Fertilized? Scrambled.
Tap or Pellegrino? Nick: Tap. If I say Pellegrino I will sound snobby. Donald: Pellegrino.
Cayenne Pepper or Hot Sauce? Cayenne Pepper. Donald: Hot sauce ruins the taste of everything.
Jolly Ranchers or Starburst? Starburst.
The After-Party…
Sticky or Sweaty? Sweaty.
Pool or Ocean? Ocean.
Roller-coasters or Merry-Go-Rounds? Roller-coasters.
Notebooks or Trapper Keepers? Notebooks.
Birthdays or Holidays? Donald: Birthdays. They’re more personal.
Polaroid or Film? Donald: Polaroid technically isn’t film. But, film.
Black or White? Michael Jackson.
Rain or Snow? Rain.
Happy or Sad? Happy.
Pen or Pencil? Pen.
Taxis or Walking? Taxis.
Harlem or Spanish Harlem? Wade: Dykeman. Make sure you say Dykeman.
Saturdays or Sundays? Saturdays.
Delis or Grocery Stores? New Delhi, India.
Whatever or Who Cares? Who Cares
